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| New Baseball Endorsement Deals! |
| Tuesday, May 23, 2006 |
Nike, McDonalds, and Gatorade seem to share a monopoly (tri-opoly?) on athlete endorsements, and baseball players like A-Rod (wear the ‘swoosh’!) and Jeter (drink this salty crap they call Gatorade!) are working hard filming commercials and posing for sweet print ads. These endorsement deals work out well for everyone involved: the players receive huge paychecks, and the companies line their pockets with crumpled bills from the hands of impressionable youths. This system works so well, in fact, that it is amazing to the Yankees Chick that more companies haven’t sought out baseball players to endorse their products! Being the generous person I am, I have created some potential ads for several fine products that feature baseball players. Execs, take notice:
 Melky's Milk of Magnesia
"The stress of being a Yankee was really taking its toll on my stomach. Now I take a nice chug before every inning, and I've never felt better!"
Lastings Milledge for Stamtrex
"Stamtrex has let me become a power hitter - in the bedroom! Now I can last for miles and miles..."
Quinton McCracken for Kelloggs
"Start your day with a 'crack'! It's McCrackalicious!"
David Wells for Chaser Plus
"Without my trusty Chaser Plus, my career ERA would be 18.71."
Sammy Sosa for Dom Perignon
"I hit da ball. I hit da ball good. Dom is good. Keep da cork. Cork is good."
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Still laughing about the Sosa's cork joke. Very funny.
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Still laughing about the Sosa's cork joke. Very funny.