I normally wouldn't put much stock into anything Ozzie "You Want Crazy? I'll Give You Crazy, BEYOTCH" Guillen - who does? - but one of his latest quoties made me smile...
I keep saying the best [Yankees] player who ever happened - bigger than someone else, but I'm not going to say the name here - is Derek Jeter. Derek Jeter has everything in his life. He's got money. He's got rings. He's got ...he's not married. At the All-Star Game I looked around to see if he has anything I don't like. No. He's the perfect man. Too bad I don't have a daughter.
That's right, folks, Ozzie has a man-crush on Jeter. Big time.
To be fair, who doesn't?
I see that he doesn't have a daughter, but does he have a son? There's nothing wrong with that.
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