My quality of life improves by a margin of approximately 27.5% the moment baseball begins each year, largely because it gives me something to do during the many, many boring hours of my day. The downside to occupying the majority of my brainspace with all things baseball is that not all things baseball are entirely pleasant; in fact, there are many things that make the Yankees Chick a very bitter lady. Although the season started just 4 days ago, the Baseball Gods have already found a few ways to anger me....
New York Weather: It's sunny and toasty warm here in San Diego... I'm ready to watch baseball, and waiting 6 months for the first game of the season only to see the second game get rained out is just too depressing.
The Red Sox: Yes, Dice-K is great. WE GET IT. Unfortunately for you, Boston, there is only 1 of him, and he can't pitch every day.
Barry Bonds: I wish pitchers would just start lobbing some easy balls right down broadway for him so he could break the record and we could all stop caring.
Johnny Damon's calf muscle: Someone needs to get that kid some potassium supplements or at the very least a banana. It is far too early in the year to be sending starters to the DL.
A-Rod boo-ers: You people make me sick. It's April 5th
Now that I've successfully transferred my bitterness on to you innocent souls, I am ready to rest my tired head and dream of the day that Steinbrenner leaves all the decision-making power to the Yankees Chick...
Labels: a-rod support, bitching, injuries, red sox rivalry, steroids, you make me sick |
If you are living in San Diego, you can't complain about the weather in the northeast. Try living through it first :-)
At least we aren't like Detroit and called a game for the cold! Football players are laughing right now.
Don't worry about Dice-K (Can you have a worst nickname?). He'll breeze through the league at first because the scouting reports are thin and hitters aren't used to him. But his second and third time through the league will be much harder. For examples look at King Felix's or Zack Duke's first time through and then compare that against their second and third time around. Even the Fat Toad didn't look so bad the first few games. Besides, Dice-K's not used to a 162 game season, or a five man rotation. He'll be wearing down just when Boston needs him the most come September and October.