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Thursday, December 13, 2007 |
The much-anticipated Mitchell Report is set to be released to the ravenous public this morning, and I am as nervous as if it were a list telling me my own children had disappointed me in some grave manner (voting Republican, perhaps). I think we've all made our own lists in our heads/hearts, but after we see the list today we'll be able to know which of our friends and foes we were justified in impugning and which ones we are still convinced are juicers but somehow evaded the list. Bad news for me, already: #2 on my list of people I was praying to God Greg Graffin were not on that list, The Rocket, is on the list, and his dear pal Dandy Andy might be, too. Truly not all that surprising, I suppose, but disappointing? Absolutely. I'm crossing my fingers that the list will be 99% vindicating - gotcha, McGwire - and only 1% soul-crushing.
Labels: steroids, you make me sick |
posted by Yankees Chick @ Thursday, December 13, 2007 |
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This is the rumored list but from my understanding, it is not 100% accurate.
Brady Anderson, Manny Alexander, Rick Ankiel, Jeff Bagwell, Barry Bonds, Aaron Boone, Rafaeil Bettancourt, Bret Boone, Milton Bradley, David Bell, Dante Bichette, Albert Belle, Paul Byrd, Wil Cordero, Ken Caminiti, Mike Cameron, Ramon Castro, Jose Canseco, Ozzie Canseco, Roger Clemens, Paxton Crawford, Wilson Delgado, Lenny Dykstra, Johnny Damon, Carl Everett, Kyle Farnsworth, Ryan Franklin, Troy Glaus, Rich Garces, Jason Grimsley, Troy Glaus, Juan Gonzalez, Eric Gagne, Nomar Garciaparra, Jason Giambi, Jeremy Giambi, Jose Guillen, Jay Gibbons, Juan Gonzalez, Clay Hensley, Jerry Hairston, Felix Heredia, Jr., Darren Holmes, Wally Joyner, Darryl Kile, Matt Lawton, Raul Mondesi, Mark McGwire, Guillermo Mota, Robert Machado, Damian Moss, Abraham Nunez, Trot Nixon, Jose Offerman, Andy Pettitte, Mark Prior, Neifi Perez, Rafael Palmiero, Albert Pujols, Brian Roberts, Juan Rincon, John Rocker, Pudge Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa, Scott Schoenweiis, David Segui, Alex Sanchez, Gary Sheffield, Miguel Tejada, Julian Tavarez,Fernando Tatis, Maurice Vaughn, Jason Varitek, Ismael Valdez, Matt Williams and Kerry Wood.
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Clemens' appearance on the list doesn't surprise me. Andy Pettitte? Mark Prior? Paul "I only throw 35 miles per hour" Byrd?
My question is, does this keep Clemens out of the HOF?
BHG
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The list is likely only the tip of the berg. Rocket and Andy are big disappointments to me. Thought that Rocket body was a temple, tough and for real, a la Nolan the Great. Am verrrry surprised Pavano did not make the list but maybe he just born fragile. Guess we have to see what steps MLB decides on in way of discipline. You have to throw out McGwire's record. and Bonds. And alas Rockets. All of them if not the whole HOF will be a joke. Gotta start over. Did Cap Anson get into the Hall? eddy
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I looked through the report but did not pick out Sammy Sosa. Was he listed? Hard to believe he could be the only legit +61 HR hitter. Seems like such a nice guy and all though...
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my own children had disappointed me in some grave manner (voting Republican, perhaps)
- Well their goes the fantasy of you making out with me. For you see I am James the Republican. Although in my defense I now do Hate Bush and only voted for him twice so you know you might wanna keep a open mind.
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This is the rumored list but from my understanding, it is not 100% accurate.
Brady Anderson, Manny Alexander, Rick Ankiel, Jeff Bagwell, Barry Bonds, Aaron Boone, Rafaeil Bettancourt, Bret Boone, Milton Bradley, David Bell, Dante Bichette, Albert Belle, Paul Byrd, Wil Cordero, Ken Caminiti, Mike Cameron, Ramon Castro, Jose Canseco, Ozzie Canseco, Roger Clemens, Paxton Crawford, Wilson Delgado, Lenny Dykstra, Johnny Damon, Carl Everett, Kyle Farnsworth, Ryan Franklin, Troy Glaus, Rich Garces, Jason Grimsley, Troy Glaus, Juan Gonzalez, Eric Gagne, Nomar Garciaparra, Jason Giambi, Jeremy Giambi, Jose Guillen, Jay Gibbons, Juan Gonzalez, Clay Hensley, Jerry Hairston, Felix Heredia, Jr., Darren Holmes, Wally Joyner, Darryl Kile, Matt Lawton, Raul Mondesi, Mark McGwire, Guillermo Mota, Robert Machado, Damian Moss, Abraham Nunez, Trot Nixon, Jose Offerman, Andy Pettitte, Mark Prior, Neifi Perez, Rafael Palmiero, Albert Pujols, Brian Roberts, Juan Rincon, John Rocker, Pudge Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa, Scott Schoenweiis, David Segui, Alex Sanchez, Gary Sheffield, Miguel Tejada, Julian Tavarez,Fernando Tatis, Maurice Vaughn, Jason Varitek, Ismael Valdez, Matt Williams and Kerry Wood.