Do you hate "real" poetry because you're convinced that your high school English teachers were full of hogwash and there there IS no symbomlism in that crap, and that if poets were any good at writing they would have written books like a normal person? Hey, me too!

Over at FanHouse us bloggers are crafting up some little poems about each team to get the literary fan contingent jazzed for the season, and I assure you: they are completely devoid of symbolism and they actually rhyme. I've written the ones for the five NL West teams, and if you'd like to check them out, simply click the team names below and allow yourself to be whisked away into the magical world of poems that could have been written by my four year old nephew!