Is it just me or has this off-season been going on for about a year and a half now? It's driving me batty, munecas. Not only am I fiending off a horrible case of withdrawal syndrome from the lack of televised games, I'm also suffering from a disease known to the media (do you like how I pretended I was part of the media there? By "media" I obviously mean "anyone that writes anything, even on a scrap of a napkin") as the "There Ain't Shit to Write About" virus. There are only so many YCPOSTTF awards I can dole out, and to be honest I need a brief break from analysing Moose's pitching and remarking on the fact that there have been about 3098123098908234 injuries incurred already.

So instead of trying to rack my brain for a Top Ten that is apropos to the current goings of our Yanks I thought I'd take us on a journey through time and revisit some of the old musings of your YC. If you're a long-time reader (thank you for stickin' around!) you may have already read these, but if you're bored at work or lounging about at home pretending to be sick so you could skip some stupid meetings at work you might want to re-read; if you're a new reader this will give you a chance to catch up on some old school YC! If you care.

Top Ten Most Popular YC Posts (based on number of hits, not whether you actually liked them. I can't intuit that, sadly)

10) "I MAY HAVE BOOBS, but I really do know what I’m talking about." The inaugural post!

9) "Who In The WHAT Now?!" A-Rod back to attack after the ill-timed opt-out!

8) "Don't Forget About Us!" One of my semi-regular Rest O' The League Round-Ups

7) "Vocabulary Lesson: Pavano" If you're not using "Pavano" in a sentence every day you're not trying hard enough.

6) "Top Ten Tuesdays: I Hate You" I hate way more players than just Pavano...

5) "And The MVP Award Goes to Derek Jeter! Justin MorNO HE DIDN’T!" Still bitter.

4) "ALDS Game 2: Gnats 1, Yankees 0" Yes, I know I accidentally used "impervious" in the opposite way I intended. Twas a mistake. I was furious and slightly incoherent. Deal.

3) "I Didn't Mean To Start a Feud, BUT...." Yankees Chick vs Red Sox Chick. Good times!

2) "The Yankees Chick's Baseball Glossary" Self explanatory.

1) "The Annual NON-DENOMINATIONAL HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE!!!" The 2007 edition of frightening Yanks gear.

PS: I'm not totally slacking off today. Stay tuned for some Billy Traber action in a couple hours.