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Top Ten Tuesdays: I Fell Down the Stairs I Swear
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Is it just me, or does there seem to be an exorbitant amount of folks already making their way to DL-ville? We've seen everything from Busted wrists to anal fissures - and NO, that is NOT a joke, sadly - and the season hasn't even started! There have been enough boo-boos to make even good ol' Carl "Seriously, I am Like The Brady Bunch Tiki Idol" Pavano raise an injured eyebrow.

Top* Ten Injuries Thus Far...

10) Curt Schilling's shoulder situation. Sorry, Sox: no return policy.
9) Hunter Pence's full-body slice-up. Hello, door!
8) Mike Hampton's strained whatever-it-is-this-time. He's the Pavano of the Braves without the $8092430891290 salary.
7) Brandon McCarthy's forearm inflammation, which may rocket Sidney Ponson into the Rangers' rotation. Yeah, that's a team destined for success.
6) Noah Lowrey's exertional compartment syndrome. There's a dirty joke in there somewhere.
5) Jordan Tata's self-induced broken finger. He must be a Kevin Brown fan.
4) Josh Beckett's strained back. Any chink in that rotation armor is good for the Yanks.
3) Brad Lidge's knee issue. BAD way to start off with your new team.
2) Felix Pie's twisted testicle. The worst part is going to be the shit he'll get from his teammates. And bloggers. And fans. And family. And doctors.
1) Kaz Matsui's anal fissures. That's all I have to say about that.

*I suppose "top" isn't quite the right word to use here... but the gimmick is Top Ten Tuesdays, not A List of Stuff Tuesdays.


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posted by Yankees Chick @ Tuesday, March 11, 2008  
3 Comments:
  • At 8:46 PM, Blogger Ian said…

    Nice new profile picture.

    The anal fissures takes the cake for me. Do we really need to know that?

     
  • At 9:42 PM, Anonymous dan said…

    Actually Hampton is paid more than Pavano

     
  • At 10:02 PM, Blogger Yankees Chick said…

    I meant to type "wasted dollars" - - at least he has pitched SOME.

    unlike our man :(

     
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