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Message to Roger Clemens: What. The. Fuck?
Monday, April 28, 2008
Let me preface this post by saying that none of this is a joke. What you are about to read is 100% true.

Ready?

Oh, one more thing! Disclaimer/reminder: I have been a staunch Rocket supporter throughout his career - even when he was on other teams - so don't think that I'm just trying to bash the fellow. Even throughout all this steroids hoopla I've still be giving him the doubt, not casting aspersions on him without the solid proof that would definitively prove him to be a juicer.

Ready now? Are you sitting down? Here goes!

As you know, after trainer-boy McNameanie made all of his juicy allegations about Clemens, the Rocket - as part of his non-stop Denial Crusade 2008 - filed a defamation lawsuit against his former trainer. It took a couple months, but Bri-Mc has finally responded to the suit with some more allegations... and it is far juicier than just a little injection in the ass action:

The allegations, in all their glory!
  • He partied with the likes of Monica Lewinsky and Michael Jordan (boy does that sound like a rockin' fiesta!)
  • He and trainwreck country star Mindy McCready had a 10-year affair... BEGINNING WHEN SHE WAS FIFTEEN M'ER F'ING YEARS OLD.
And there you have it! I'm sure both the Rocket and M-Mc (and hopefully Lewinsky... PLEASE!) will have something to say in response to this soon enough, and I for one simply cannot wait to hear the gold that these statements will surely be.

Let's predict what their statements will be!!!

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posted by Yankees Chick @ Monday, April 28, 2008  
7 Comments:
  • At 2:12 PM, Blogger Dude. said…

    I don't really have any feelings about Clemens either way. I don't love the guy, nor do I hate him. However, I find it VERY hard to believe that he was having a sexual relationship with a 15 year old. I mean, the guy was at the beginning of his career, with probably thousands of groupies throwing themselves at him. If I found myself in that situation, I don't think I'd go after a 15 year old child, and risk my entire career for a felony offense.

    Then again, that's me. Maybe Clemens is much more sick and twisted then we thought..

     
  • At 2:30 PM, Blogger Dude. said…

    Oh and also..thanks for the mental image of a Clemens-McCready-Lewinsky 3way.

    I threw up in my mouth a little when I read that one..

     
  • At 2:34 PM, Blogger Mike said…

    Who cares? He's not a Yankee anymore.

    There are more important things going on in YankeeLand.

     
  • At 2:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Why is it all the headlines and columns miss the real issue? Affairs are a part of our society, as fucking sad as that is in itself, that nothing surprises me on that note. However, in every article I have read it seems the fact that a 29 yr old had sex"ual relations" with a 15 yr old is an after thought. WTF??? Is our society that screwed that the fact that Roger is cheating at something else overshadows some seriously fucked up accusations that warrant immediate investigation?

    James

     
  • At 3:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ok, so this is totally unrelated to this story... but as I was reading this post, something familiar caught my eye. The photo of Mariano showing in the corner of your blog, throwing in the bullpen at AT&T Park. Why did it look familiar? I took it. :)

    It was actually at my bachelor party last summer, with seats right next to the bullpen:

    http://is.gd/9WY

    Awesome.

     
  • At 2:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "Even throughout all this steroids hoopla I've still be giving him the doubt, not casting aspersions on him without the solid proof that would definitively prove him to be a juicer."

    You're such a fucking ass kissing LOSER.

     
  • At 10:03 PM, Blogger Al Bundy said…

    Clemens now enters that rare echelon of OJ,and Mike Tyson. nothing can shock you anymore

     
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