I was so distraught over the way Ohlendork blew the game yesterday that I completely neglected my Sidenote Saturdays duties - again! Lest you think I didn't write anything because I had nothing to say, let me assure you that this is certainly not the case! Allow me to prove it to you...
Many moons ago, one of my uncles was literally living in the wilderness in Oregon (or in his car), living off the land (don't do drugs, dudes), and had quite an experience with a deer. Using some sort of rope or cord, he killed a deer with his bare hands and loaded the poor sucker into his car. Fast forward a couple hours as he is driving said vehicle with said dead wildlife, and slowly but surely rigor mortus sets in. Cue the deer's stiff legs busting through the read windows! Wait, it gets better: a police officer happened to cruise by and saw the commotion, and guess what? It's apparently not cool to kill a wild deer.
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All these Padres low-scoring extra innings games are starting to grate on my nerves. One run in 22 innings?! COME ON NOW.
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  Bob Odenkirk (left) looks eerily like Greg Graffin (right) these days.
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Being good at math seems like one of the least useful skills I could possess. Why can't I just be good at writing instead?
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I hate the feeling of sand on my feet. The very thought of it makes me not want to go to the beach. That and seaweed. And fish.
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Has anyone else read OJ's "If I Did it" book/awesome "OK I Did it But it Was Totally Justified; Nicole was one drugged up beast" book? God it's amazing.
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The YCD is back in the hospital. Send more good vibes...
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Sorry to end on a sad note. I promise next week I'll deliver ON SATURDAY and it'll be chock full of happy sidenotes!
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I hope your dad feels better Maureen and has a quick recovery this time.