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Carl Pavano, Destroyer of Worlds
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
blame milano Samantha Micelli is nothing but trouble. Tony would be disappointed.


Since 2005, the Yankees have suffered an impressive number of injuries. There was Jason Giambi’s “stomach parasites” (yes, blame the Japanese tap water, that sounds reasonable), Hideki Matsui’s broken wrist, Gary Sheffield’s busted hand, Robinson Cano’s hamstring, Octavio Dotel’s “it will heal fast I swear” Tommy-Johned elbow, A-Rod’s pulled groin (yikes), and don’t forget about Mr. Jaret Wright. The pinnacle of poor health over the past couple of years in the Bronx has, of course, been none other than Carl Pavano, whose body has endured such an incredible (and hilarious) amount of trauma it is difficult to believe he is even alive. Carl has muddled through buttocks injuries, shoulder trouble, cracked ribs, paper cuts, canker sores, dandruff, tangled hair, hangnails, and allegedly even a few injuries that were actually related to pitching, wasting bajillions of Steinbrenner’s dollars and hours of my time (in the time I’ve spent complaining about CP I likely could have completed some of the homework I never do), but the worst transgression dear Carl has committed is the effect he’s had on the rest of the team. I’ve come to the conclusion that whatever rare and exotic psychosomatic disorder Pavano has somehow acquired simply must be contagious, and he is clearly spreading his diseased germs with no abandon throughout the clubhouse and the field itself...
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posted by Yankees Chick @ Tuesday, February 27, 2007  
8 Comments:
  • At 11:20 AM, Anonymous MetsRtehSux0r said…

    Now see...you can't tease us like this...

    I clicked on the little box to the right where it says I can play Fantasy Baseball with the chick, but I can't seem to get it to search up the league with the name you provided. :)

    See how tough my problems are. :P

    If you can send an invite to me there that would totally rock. :)

    (Still reading but not commenting much.)

    PS: Opening Day at the bar where I'll be bartending? First 10 rounds on me if you and the Wachter are there. :)

     
  • At 11:25 AM, Blogger YankeesChick said…

    wow first TEN rounds on you? i'll be passed out after 3.

    remind me of your email addy and i'll send you the invite :)

     
  • At 1:15 PM, Anonymous nyyfaninlaaland said…

    Wow , now we have to link to added sites to read your entertaining posts. The Yankees chick is spreading her wings - how bout that metaphor.

    What's next, challenging Mr. Stern for global media domination?

     
  • At 1:37 PM, Blogger YankeesChick said…

    fear not my friend, that linking annoyance will only be on tuesdays. i dont like it much myself, but i must keep the baseball media gods happy!

     
  • At 3:28 PM, Blogger Fenway Blogger said…

    Wow! You do have game Yankee Chick and your Irish to boot! To think the stupid Red Sox gave up our draft pick Pavano and Tony Armas for Pedro Martinez! I remember the anxiety of giving him up as a Red Sox fan and OMG do I not regret that now! I think it was a left handed way of the Sox trying to give back the "Curse of the Bambino" to the Yanks! Great post!

     
  • At 10:03 PM, Blogger Steve Kenul said…

    The Pavano case has gone comedic now, and because of that I have decided to add a injury tracker to my site.

     
  • At 5:27 AM, Anonymous Diamond Cutter said…

    Where's man-crazy Mona?

     
  • At 8:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Is Carl Pavano really Carl Pavano?

    Read this astonishing stories.
    http://canyonofheroes.blogspot.com/

     
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