I've discussed the Rocket-Steroids-McNameanie-Congress hoopla approximately 8923419018937 times here on the bloggity by now, and while at one point I was pretty sick of it, I now find myself shamefully addicted (much like my proclivity to enjoy such television programming as Rock of Love [AKA Rock of Skanks {Jessica and Kristy Jo are my faves, in case you were wondering}] and Degrassi). In the wise words of Depeche Mode, I just can't get enough. Due to the lack of substantial evidence in Senator "Don't You DARE Mess With Me, Constituents, Or I Will Put You On Some List So Fast You Won't Know What Hit You" Mitchell's report and the rage/passion-fueled denial blitzkrieg on Rog's part, I've been throwing most of my support behind the Rocket (but let's be honest here, carinos, that is largely influenced by the fact that I just really like the dude), but the latest in the saga may throw a point or two into McNameanie's court. Trainer-boy allegedly turned over some actual physical evidence back in January (where has this news been for a month? It's pretty juicy, and that ain't no pun [yes it is]). He claims he has syringes and nasty gauze pads with some of Rog's blood on it, which have been sent to a lab to see if they do indeed contain blood. If the lab confirms that the goods do indeed have blood intact, the next step would be for prosecutors to attempt to get a court order forcing the Rocket to pony up some of his own DNA to see if it matches. All of this begs a few questions of your Yankees Chick: - Why the F did McNameanie have a stockpile of used bio-hazard medical supplies? Perhaps he was creating a shrine or runs a fetish website dedicated to naughty nurses and HGH.
- If the lab results come back and indicate that whatever the hell was on those disgusting syringes was NOT blood, what else could it possibly be?!
- Assuming it IS blood, what would prosecutors need to do to get that court order to demand some Rocket DNA?
Help me, dear readers. Help me understand. Labels: sketchy, steroids |
SHOUT OUT TO DEGRASSI!
-YCLS