Greetings and salutations, YC friends and foes! I hope everyone had a delightful weekend, whether you were enjoying a ball game, honoring your mother with a card you found in the 99cent section of Hallmark, or watching Lifetime movies for 48 straight hours. Mondays are usually depressing with the school and/or work week firing back up, so I have a treat for you to read whilst you take your lunch break - another edition of the patented (lies) Rest o' the League Round-up! As usual, I'm allotting just 10 words (or less!) per team. Ready??

Commence!

AL East Looks who's still in the running!
Boston: Interested in Rockie's Taveras. Better than Colon.
Tampa Bay: 59 more to that elusive 80 wins mark!!
Baltimore: Enjoy not being in last place for another few days.
Toronto: Ouuuuuuuuuuuuch Wells :(

AL Central Is it just me or do the standings here seems a tad askew?
Minnesota: Thanks for stopping Sox from pulling another annoying come-from-behinder.
Chicago: Not ONE dude hitting over .300. That's bad. If you're wondering.
Cleveland: How long can Lee keep that 0.81 ERA up?
Detroit: D-Train on his way back. Could be Zito 2.0
Kansas City: How's that Ambiorix Burgos for Bannister trade working out, Mets?

AL West Way better rivalry than their NL counterparts
Oakland: Rich Harden pitched and didn't Pavano. Will eventually.
Los Angeles: Bats slumping like Jason Giambi. Will still win division.
Texas: Just blame it on Bush.
Seattle: A couple losses away from abject disaster.

NL East Are you at all scared, Mets and Phillies?
Florida: Best record in the game. How long will this last?
New York: Carlos y Carlos starting to hit at last - bodes well.
Philadelphia: Ryan Howard STILL struggling... and fatter than ever.
Atlanta: Smoltz and Glavine realizing it's not the 90's anymore.
Washington: Aaron Boone hitting .304 in limited at-bats. Huh?

NL West What happened to the hot race?
Arizona: Not as good against good teams, eh?
Los Angeles: Painful loss after 7+ no-hit innings by Kuroda. Such a bust.
San Francisco: Barry Baked Ziti's picture here syncs up well with his stats
Colorado: 2 no-no's for AAA Sky Sox - wowza!
San Diego: Congratulations, Maddux! (I was there!)