Greetings and salutations, YC friends and foes! I hope everyone had a delightful weekend, whether you were enjoying a ball game, honoring your mother with a card you found in the 99cent section of Hallmark, or watching Lifetime movies for 48 straight hours. Mondays are usually depressing with the school and/or work week firing back up, so I have a treat for you to read whilst you take your lunch break - another edition of the patented (lies) Rest o' the League Round-up! As usual, I'm allotting just 10 words (or less!) per team. Ready??
Commence!AL East Looks who's still in the running!Boston
: Interested in Rockie's Taveras
. Better than Colon.Tampa Bay
: 59 more to that elusive 80 wins mark!!Baltimore
: Enjoy not being in last place for another few days.Toronto
: Ouuuuuuuuuuuuch Wells
:(AL Central Is it just me or do the standings here seems a tad askew?Minnesota
: Thanks for stopping Sox
from pulling another annoying come-from-behinder.Chicago
: Not ONE dude hitting over .300
. That's bad. If you're wondering.Cleveland
: How long can Lee keep that 0.81 ERA
: D-Train on his way back. Could be Zito 2.0Kansas City
: How's that Ambiorix Burgos for Bannister trade working out, Mets?AL West Way better rivalry than their NL counterpartsOakland
: Rich Harden pitched and didn't Pavano
. Will eventually.Los Angeles
: Bats slumping like Jason Giambi. Will still win division.Texas
: Just blame it on Bush.Seattle
: A couple losses away from abject disaster.NL East Are you at all scared, Mets and Phillies?Florida
: Best record in the game. How long will this last?New York
: Carlos y Carlos starting to hit at last - bodes well.Philadelphia
: Ryan Howard STILL struggling
... and fatter than ever.Atlanta
: Smoltz and Glavine realizing it's not the 90's anymore.Washington:
Aaron Boone hitting .304
in limited at-bats. Huh?
NL Central I spy with my little eye: 3 teams with a chance and 3 with no hope
Chicago: Ryne Sandberg still feisty... and still spelling his name wrong.
St. Louis: Isringhausen still having issues. Can he get it together?
Houston: Why is Chacon good for every team besides the Yanks?
Milwaukee: At least Gagne KNOWS he sucks.
Pittsburgh: Seem to have a plan in place after years of mediocrity...
Cincinnati: Double switches too confusing for Dusty Baker.
NL West What happened to the hot race?Arizona: Not as good against good teams, eh?Los Angeles: Painful loss after 7+ no-hit innings by Kuroda. Such a bust.San Francisco: Barry Baked Ziti's picture here syncs up well with his statsColorado: 2 no-no's for AAA Sky Sox - wowza!San Diego: Congratulations, Maddux! (I was there!)
Labels: other teams, rest o' the league round-up