Hey, look what's back!
That's right, its the Yankees Chick patent-pending Rest O' the League Round-up, where I run through the 29 non-Yankees teams and give a quick update on what they've been up to all week. Just for fun times, I impose a 10-word limit to sum up each team's goings on.
AL East Could actually be a 3 horse race!
Baltimore: First place in division? Enjoy while it lasts.
Toronto: BJ Ryan back to attack. Playoff dreams not that absurd.
Boston: Big Papi blowing it like the Tigers. Is he dunzo?
Tampa Bay: One of most fun teams to watch - love the youngsters!
AL Central Y'all should thank Detroit
: Beating up on Tigers doesn't necessarily indicate winning season.Kansas City
: Off to a good start! Enjoy it like the O's.Minnesota
: Didn't get enough in return for Santana
: Another rough start
for C.C. Still want him.
: WTF?! How's that World Series bet
AL West Rivalry!
: Harden down
AGAIN?! Who is he, Pavano's brother?Los Angeles
: Fun rivalry with Mariners officially in play
: Injuries stirring up trouble with pitching. Pressure on 'pen.
: Just blame it on Bush.
NL East Can't wait for this competition to really heat up...
: How many wins will $10 buy?
: Not sure how I feel about them yet. Tough division.
: Santana's hitting almost as well as Reyes
. Bad for Reyes.
: Glavine down
but hopefully not out. Can he avoid DL?
: Lo Duca sorry
and hoping for forgiveness and 'roid-free success.
NL Central Pee your pants for all of them!
St. Louis: Pujols: Go get your surgery now before things get worse!
Milwaukee: They're back and committed to pee!
Chicago: A bubble gum tray?
Pittsburgh: Does anyone else feel bad for these no-chance teams?
Cincinnati: See above.
Houston: Anal fissures are bad news, folks.
NL West My fave non-Yanks division!Arizona: I forgot Big Unit still existed. He is beyond dunzo.
San Diego: Giles is your leadoff guy? Good thing you have pitching.
Colorado: Halladay on a roll! Nice move locking him up.
Los Angeles: Nomaaaaaaah coming back! I give him a month, tops.
San Francisco: Barry Baked Ziti... wow.
Labels: other teams, rest o' the league round-up