The 2008 season just a week old now, but seven days or so is plenty of time for people to fail. Six of seven games is obviously a very small sample size and henceforth not a good indicator of continued failure, but that's not going to stop me from pointing fingers and laughing (or crying, in the case of #10 and #7).

Top Ten Week One Failures

10) Derek Jeter
9) Ryan Howard (ps: did he gain another 40 lbs?!)
8) J.J. Putz
7) Jason Giambi
6) Barry Baked Ziti (Worst free agent signing in a loooooooong time)
5) Josh Beckett
4) Trever Hoffman
3) Mike Hamptom (Pavano's lover)
2) Pedro Martinez (Pavano infected him)
1) Detroit Tigers


Read last week's Top Ten: 2008 Final Win-Loss Records