The Yanks have been putting on quite the sad display lately, what with the slacking offense (I'm looking at you, Cano), poor starting pitching (I'm looking at you, Hughsie [insert sad teary-eyed face]), and injuries (I'm looking at you, Jorgie and A-Rod), so let's take a breather from talking about them and look at those other 29 teams. As usual, I'm giving myself just 10 words per team... AL East Why is everyone doing well here?Boston: Dear god Dice-K is doing well. I want :( Baltimore: Are you for real? Methinks no. Tampa Bay: You'll have no trouble winning 80 at last. Toronto: Those Red Sox come-from-behinders are annoying, aren't they?
Chicago: Love me some do-gooders!
Minnesota: How many hot dogs make this a valuable deal?
Cleveland: Cliff Lee is out of control!!
Detroit: Slowly but surely boosting that record. Thank the Yanks.
Kansas City: Guillen hitting almost as bad as Cano.
AL West Liking the rivalry here
Los Angeles: Pitching looking pretty good.
Oakland: Interesting pickup with Big Hurt...
Seattle: Wladimir? I think the birth certificate peeps typo'd.
Texas: Just blame it on Bush.
NL East Another rival-icious division!
Florida: Still on top with $10 payroll. Fun to root for!
New York: Pitching shellacked.
Philadelphia: Ryan Howard still struggling... and still fat.
Atlanta: Smoltz knows that important news should be delivered via text.
Washington: Cordero down for the count.
NL Central 50% competitive, 50% pathetic
Chicago: Mark Cuban looking into a big purchase.
St. Louis: Record April - will you keep it up?
Milwaukee: Looking to ditch Turnbrow... wise move.
Houston: Cooper likes instant replay idea. Do you?
Cincinnati: No run support for Harang:
Pittsburgh: Where did Nate McLouth come from? So impressed.
NL West Interesting standings lineup hereArizona: Randy Johnson successful? Didn't see that coming.Los Angeles: Good work, Torre! Is he your new hero, LA?
San Francisco: You have no offense. How are you in 3rd?
Colorado: Careful with that deer meat, Barmes.
San Diego: Get it together dudes!! You don't really suck. Labels: other teams, rest o' the league round-up |
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