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Saturday, July 28, 2007
That's right babycakes, it's time for another rockin' rendition of "Rest of the League Roundup!" As always, I will limit my updates to 10 words per team - because I love me a challenge (and don't have much to say about some of these folks). Onward!

AL East
It aint over till the fat lady sings. Or till the Yankees are so far behind we all give up hope.
Boston (63-40): Can't you at least pretend to be nervous?
Toronto
(51-51): Need another Canadian team to wallow with.
Baltimore (48-54): You are very good at hitting with RISP.
Tampa Bay (38-64): Hitching your wagon to Rocco's star was a great idea.


AL Central Don't be too confident about taking the wildcard spot just yet!
Detroit (60-43): Sheff hurt again. Totally didn't ever use steroids.
Cleveland (60-43): Busted Lee down to minors, acquired Lofton. Grady still dreamy.
Minnesota (51-51): Players not motivated because new stadium won't have roof.
Chicago (47-56): Ozzie is a genius and a gentleman to boot!
Kansas City (45-57): You beat the Yanks once, so I guess I can't mock.


AL West Please add another team. I can't get over it.
Los Angeles (60-42): Proving sluggers aren't necessary with every stolen base.
Seattle (56-46): We won't let you to win wildcard. Seriously.
Oakland (49-55): Donde esta senor Beane?
Texas (46-57): I will give you one Farsworthless in exchange for one Texiera.


NL East Don't worry, your bet on the Mets is holding up after all
New York (57-45): Pedro is Pavano of the Mets, except he was good once.
Atlanta (54-50): Pardon me, are you interested in our Demon?
Philadelphia (53-49): With Iguchi, at least they can sell ads to Japan.
Florida (48-56): Hey, remember when you won 2 World Series? Me too.
Washington (44-58): Young is on my fantasy team. That's all I can say.


NL Central Only one of you has a home run slide.
Milwaukee (57-46): Still the feel-good underdogs of the year. Also, slide!!!!
Chicago (53-48): Your "curse" shant be reversed in 2007. Lo siento muchachos.
St. Louis (46-53): How did you win the World Series? You're not good.
Houston (45-58): Hey, remember when you played at Enron Field? Good times.
Cincinnati (45-59): Good news: Griffey is gold. Bad news: You suck.
Pittsburgh (42-59): At least you have a badass mascot.


NL West Does anyone else tend to forget about this division?
Los Angeles (57-46): Still playing better than they are, methinks. Fear not, Padres.
Arizona (57-48):Trouble in snakeville - minor leaguer suspended and Unit dunzo.
San Diego (55-47): Boy, boosting the offense with Barrett and Bradley sure helped!!!
Colorado (51-51): Bosox interested in Helton. Ha!!!!
San Francisco (44-57): For the love of Bonds, just break it already.

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posted by Yankees Chick @ Saturday, July 28, 2007  
3 Comments:
  • At 9:57 AM, Blogger MikeyBronx said…

    Mo, I am going to do my own rendition of this on my blog. Of course, I will credit you with the idea!

     
  • At 10:46 AM, Anonymous The RS Bat Boy said…

    Hey Chickers!

    It's hard to get on you when you call me "babycakes"!

     
  • At 5:39 PM, Blogger The Sports Diva said…

    The fact that the Cincinnati Reds suck so bad and that Griffey is actually not hurt this year makes me want to cry. Then I get over that cry and think about starting a petition to the city of Cincinnati to boycott paying taxes on that new stadium of theirs.

     
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